What a twist ending to the latest race in the Tasmanian Racing Tournament! You had to be there to believe it! As always, I’m excited to be here, recapping the latest race to you. I’m Frank Walker, and with me is Thomas Canon. Thomas, would you care to share with our readers what happened?
I still can’t believe it myself, actually. As predicted, Bob Peters dominated this stretch of the championship, with his semi-truck crashing through packs. He was a force to be reckoned with. Bob is a very good driver. He showed guts by not even bothering with a car service near Hobart, risking it to get first place. Then, in the space of a few seconds, all eighteen of his tyres burst. Bob tried to get the truck over the finish line, but two other races were approaching fast. Turns out, all three of them crossed the finish line at the exact same time, meaning we have a three-way draw. It was a bit like that old movie about the talking cars, although the name escapes me for some reason.
It was exactly like that movie, which I also, strangely, can’t remember the name of. I’ve never seen such drama in all my life, and I’ve watched that show about the British royal family! Of course, Bob is going to need a serious tyre repair. Hobart has a few workshops that can help with that, I’m sure.
It certainly does. With only one leg remaining, many of the cars are on their last legs. Well, cars don’t have legs, but you know what I mean. I’ve probably said leg a bit too much in this paragraph, so I’m going to stop saying leg now. Oh, no! I said leg again. And again! Frank, help me out here!
Well, it’s about time for us to wrap this up anyway, Tom. Thanks for joining us, and we’ll see you all again for our preview of the final race. Who is going to walk away the winner?
Frank and Tom, signing off.