Monthly Archives: May 2021

New Glazier Employee

A man by the name of Bald Rick entered into my employ today. Although he had performed well in the interview (I was most impressed by his ability to come up with clever and intelligent plans), I must admit that … Continue reading

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Buying All Houses

I’ve received a lot of criticism lately for the laws I passed last year, which allowed me to essentially buy any property I wanted at a minimal cost. It even resulted in me losing the Victorian election for premier, last … Continue reading

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Racing Tyre Replacement

What a twist ending to the latest race in the Tasmanian Racing Tournament! You had to be there to believe it! As always, I’m excited to be here, recapping the latest race to you. I’m Frank Walker, and with me … Continue reading

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