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oven repairs and filth

Posted on April 4, 2016 by admin

I love being filthy. I want to be the filthiest woman alive. Filth is so great because it’s dirty and mucky and bad. I don’t like things that evoke propriety and moralism, but rather, things that celebrate rebellion and debauchery. … Continue reading →

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Beginning fresh with upholstery cleaning

Posted on March 23, 2016 by admin

I need to be better with the carpet cleaning and I definitely should work on being a better friend. From now on I will be more assertive and speak my mind when I feel the desire. I will do my … Continue reading →

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Minnie the moocher

Posted on March 21, 2016 by admin

Sometimes I feel like I’m mooching off my parents a little bit too much. I mean, I live with them, they paid for my university education, and now I have a job as my mum’s PA. It kind of feels … Continue reading →

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My not-so-fine lines

Posted on March 8, 2016 by admin

I think the time has finally come for me to surrender a battle I’ve been losing for so many years. Walking through life with this burden weighing me down has caused who knows how many bad days, needless squabbles, foul … Continue reading →

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How I cancelled my wedding day

Posted on March 1, 2016 by admin

Crazy love stories are not exclusively the stuff of Hollywood fables. I can vouch for this because I have one of my own. I was in love with a man – or at least, I thought I was, until the … Continue reading →

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Rollerblading to ice skating

Posted on February 23, 2016 by admin

I’ve been rollerblading for pretty much my whole life. While other kids picked up hobbies and then dropped them in favour of other, potentially more exciting things, rollerblading was just one of those things that always stuck with me. I … Continue reading →

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Love in the most unlikely of places

Posted on February 10, 2016 by admin

I never thought I’d deign to date anyone with less than a six figure income. I’d had 16 years of private schooling and the best tertiary money could afford, and now work at a law firm in the city. I … Continue reading →

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Enjoying my success with a new barn

Posted on February 3, 2016 by admin

I never would have thought that a humble lady like myself would ever amount to anything special. Looking back I never saw myself as exceptional in any way or deserving of fame or attention. Everyone who didn’t believe in me … Continue reading →

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Ahoy, It’s a Swashbuckling Kids Party Venue!

Posted on January 25, 2016 by admin

My mum didn’t believe me when I told her that a pirate taught me to ice skate on my tenth birthday. She couldn’t understand how I’d learned, on my first day of skating, to balance on one leg, without the … Continue reading →

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Sign away

Posted on January 25, 2016 by admin

Some people say that Melbourne has some of the worst signage in the world. They say that driving anywhere is a nightmare unless you know the roads like the back of your hands, that it’s impossible to find what you’re … Continue reading →

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